During a ferocious argument with her live-in boyfriend at 1:30 in the morning, a woman hit him on the head with a frying pan several times and then ran out into the driveway of their Chelsea, Mich., home and started stabbing one of his tires with a butcher knife.
DUDE, I AM SO BAKED: After a gang of Albanian drug dealers stashed a sealed plastic package of cocaine worth $22,000 in the Tuscan forest in Italy’s countryside near Montepulciano, a sounder of wild boars found it, ripped it apart and proceeded to litter the woodlands with the illegal drugs.
THAT’S HOW HUNGRY HE WAS: A man broke into a bank by smashing the drive-thru window, and then went into the break room and used the microwave to heat up his Hot Pockets. As officers took him away, he told a television news crew, “Hell yeah it was worth it.”
THAT’S THE ALTOONA WAY: A physical fight ensued at 10 p.m. between a 41-year-old woman, her son and his girlfriend, both 20, when the woman disconnected the Wi-Fi service to her home in Altoona, Pa. In response, the son disconnected the power to the entire house.
YOU MEAN IT’S NOT MAGIC? A 21-year-old woman bought her younger sister a scented wax melting pot and a tealight candle to release the scent in her room at their home in England. But the younger woman got upset and confused when she discovered the candle “disappeared” after burning for four hours. Her older sister explained, “That’s what happens when you burn a candle.”
PLEASE DON’T TELL MY WIFE! A man claimed that two armed bandits kidnapped him at a Macon, Ga., CVS, took him to a motel, and robbed him of $70 in cash and his phone. The cops say the guy, who is married, actually went to the Regency Inn motel to meet a male prostitute, and the men who met him there robbed him. He was charged with solicitation of sodomy.
PLUS, MY DOG SAYS HE’S INNOCENT: Police were dispatched to an apartment in Broadview Heights, Ohio, because of a report of a barking dog. An intoxicated woman opened the door with her dog, and said, “I just got home. How could it be me?”
RISE AND SHINE, YOUR EXCELLENCY: The mayor of of Tantará, Peru, went drinking with his friends in violation of coronavirus lockdown rules, and, when the cops showed up, he jumped into an open casket while wearing a face mask, and pretended to be dead. The officers were not fooled.
BUT A FEW OF THEM ASKED HER TO DINNER: A 66-year-old female senator in Mexico, who was live on a Zoom meeting with more than 15 other government officials, started to change her clothes and exposed her breasts to them all because she didn’t realize the camera was on.
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